So this man just called me four times, looking for a Gia. I’m kind of bored and humored him a little.
“Hi, Gia?”
“You have the wrong number”
“Do you have the right number?”
“No.”
“Do you massage?”
“No”
“Do you know where I can find a number to get a massage?”
“The internet?”
“BUT I DON’T HAVE A COMPUTER!”
“Well that just sucks to be you, doesn’t it?”
*Click*
“Hello?”
“Hi”
“Do you do massages?”
“No. Sir, you have the wrong number”
“I’m looking for a massage”
“Well you’re not getting one!”
*Click*
On Voicemail:
“Hi. My name is Frank. I was told I could get a massage if I called this number. I’m looking for a Gia and I need a massage. Call me back at _________”
“Hi. Gia?”
“No, I’m not Gia. You have the wrong number, Sir”
“Oh :[ (you could tell he’s frowning from the Oh)”
“Well do you do massages? :D (you could tell he’s wearing a hopeful :D)”
“No”
Somebody get this guy a massage!