So anybody who’s ever been near me knows that I try to peddle off my studies and my homework with sexual favors, pleading, everlasting adoration, and bribes all the time whenever a paper or exam rolls along. Usually the combination varies from person to person :B
I usually get “no”s, in case you’re wondering. Sometimes people try to play nice with it with a “but I’m not familiar with that subject” line, or some people come back with “no” (please? “No” Not even for sexual favors? Pause. “I’ll think about it”)
So as I’m going up to the counter to grab some work to do and am staring at which set of documents are due soonest, the hot attorney I was introduced to a few weeks ago strikes up a conversation with me.
Me: You wanna trade places for like . . two days? You could take my finals for me and I’ll do your work as an attorney :D Ita be great! You’re totally smart, and I could um, run your copies for you and pretend you’re doing it on your own.
Hot Attorney: Really? That sounds great! :D
o_____o; I stand there, mouth agape for a second.
Me: Really?
HA: Yeah!
I think he’s tricking me. But I really must think of responses to these replies. I didn’t actually bank on people saying “yes”. And I didn’t even have to get down to the sexual favors! :O
Ah crap. Does this mean I have to do more than essay outlines to get the goods? u__u
Hot attorney. That’s a rarity. Rarely are they good looking and most of them are really STUPID.
there’s usually not a lot of ways to come off on top when people play the tricks