1. So as it turns out, I am not enrolled in The French Revolution but Europe 1815-1914. Shows me for not checking what my classes are before registering (they’re all some four lettered shorthand followed by three numbers to me). And it’s for the well-versed in politics. Does anybody want to take it for me? Please? (This is looking at you, J)
2. I burned my tongue on some shitty school java.
3. Walked into the wrong class.
4. Four more hours to go.
5. Oh God.
6. LUAZLZ!