How to look more alive than you actually are since your dumb ass decided to get sick on the first week of school and now you’re that sick girl nobody wants to get near: Wear Christmas decorations on your head. For serious.
Jennifer and I found some 75% off Christmas bows about two weeks ago and bought some cheap headbands. Twist the little Christmas decoration onto a headband and voila! For under a dollar, the headband is now at least ten times cooler than it was before making your otherwise virus-ridden face and your cranky behavior a lot more . . . approachable.
That is the best picture yet.