Homeless man (who looks kind of like the guy who played Leonardo DaVinci in Drew Barrymore’s Ever After): HEY! You know what motherfuckers are?
Me: That douchebag over there? (I eyeball to the angry drunk who is screaming at somebody over his cell phone)
Homeless man: NYET! A motherfucker is one of three things: somebody who impregnates his wife and leaves her, a guy who sleeps with his sister and how she’s pregnant with his baby and now the baby is all deformed, and a guy who impregnates his wife who turns out to be his sister and now their baby is deformed! Haha!
Me: .___.;
Homeless man: Haha! You have a good day now! :D
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Karen. 23. Los Angeles. Anachronaut. Tastes like blonde coffee and sarcasm.Recent Comments
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Are you fucking kidding me? LMAO! That conversation was hilarious. On another thought… it’s true what he said. :)