Stuff that annoys me:

I have too many random jumbled thoughts to put this into paragraphs, but lists are always fun.

1. Annoying Guy. Anybody within my proximity for the last week knows of this guy. He’s that guy who asks all the stupid questions in a class — and I have two classes with them. He’s that guy who thinks he could talk to you as if you’ll be all too accepting to hear of his pathetic love stories and philosophies on life. He’s that guy who can’t shut up for a minute without having to repeat another one of his sorry stories of when he was in high school. He’s that guy who follows me around campus because I was the only one nice enough to listen to him one time when my five hour break got a little bit boring. He’s that guy who thinks he can follow you around every time afterwards. He’s that guy who asks to take your picture for his cell phone and proceeds to do so even after you’ve told him “no”. He’s that guy who hunts you down when you’re not in your usual spots and rails on you for “hiding from him” (no shit). He’s that guy who tries to follow you once he does find you, even after you’ve expressed that you’re not interested. He’s that guy you tell to flat-out “go away” and will leave for the day but try again the next day. He’s that guy who tries to bribe you with Japanese snacks as some “peace offering” every time, thinking I’m that easily persuaded.

Trust, I’ll take the cookies but I won’t be your friend.

2. People who think you care to hear what sorry excuse for their douchebaggy behavior they came up with this time. Seriously? Own up to whatever you did and stop trying to feed me some weak ass “explanations”. You don’t have to make explanations for my behavior either; I’ve actually just decided to cut you off. What I do in the meantime isn’t really your business.

3. People who obsess over tiny insignificant parts of an argument, as if understanding some poor misworded line is really going to make things better. I’m blunt. You know what I meant.

4. People who repeatedly lose my trust, but think each time I let them back in my life means every thing was back to the way it was before. No, it doesn’t.

5. The guy who tried to add me on Myspace because we used to belong to some old forum together. I don’t even know who the hell you are and judging from your recent behavior on some new forum, I don’t really care to.

6. The teacher credentials program. Seriously. Turns out, I can indeed graduate by June, but I have another year to go before I get my credentials. Seriously, why doesn’t anybody tell you these things?

7. The guy who spams up my bulletin on Myspace with posts saying “read my blog!” No, asshole, I’ll read your stupid blog when I want to, not because you annoyed me into doing so. Your entries suck. Blogging may make you a better writer, but it won’t make your entries interesting.

8. Most of my non-immediate coworkers. But then again, I’m sure most everybody hates them.

9. That guy at work who gives me a rundown of his weekend when I ask him how he’s doing. Seriously, get a blog.

10. I guess that’s it. I don’t really have a tenth, but I odd-numbered lists annoy me too :B