Me: There’s this great coffee shop by my work. We could take the bus there since you’ve never been on the bus before. It’a be fun :D
J: I’ll need to bring like, a machete or something.
Me: Where the hell are you going to hide a machete?
J: In my pocket! I’ll slide it down my pant leg and just not bend my leg so when they ask what’s up I’ll just tell them I’ve got a busted leg.
Me: Cus there’s a fricken’ machete in your pocket?
J: Yeah!
He doesn’t know it, but it’s the first time I’ve laughed today.