:P

Sergio’s Curly-Mullet, silver capped tooth friend who had spent most of the time on the bus tyring to get my attention but couldn’t hold a conversation to save his life : Man, how come none of the girls you talk to ever talk to me?
Sergio: It’s because you look like a fucking rapist.

. . . And people wonder where I get my bluntness from. I know the coolest people!