Me: Are you good at econ?
Hot guy from the bus who looks like God carved him especially for my eyecandy purposes: I knooooow that it’s hard?
Me: :[ I’m stuck on this stupid assignment and it’s already a day late!
Hot Guy: Just do what I did in college :D Cheat off the smart kid! :D
Thanks, Hot Guy. If you weren’t so beautiful I’d have punched you.