So my mom just found out that my bed, and subsequently where my head faces, points directly towards the bathroom door. Apparently, this causes bad energy to rob me of . .I guess, my good ones. Which is supposed to erode my souuuul if I keep this up.
So my mom has been pestering my dad to move my bed out a little. This is stupid because:
1. It leaves a gap between where my sister’s bed is stacked up and my bed, allowing things to fall in between a tiny little gap. The gap also allows for more dust and gross shit to collect on, making it harder to clean.
2. The bed runs parallel with the door regardless, which is bad feng shui anway. And this has been true for years. OH SHIT!
3. Your head can’t be facing a wall in common bedroom feng shui practices. Apparently, that is also bad news. This has also been true for years. OH SHIT!
4. The same is also true for windows. My bed, faces a window. I am just like, a walking bad luck charm. All the fucking bad energies are out to get me.
5. Two options of remedying this are : to face the mirror, which none of the feng shui sites mentions anything about. Except I have a weird phobia with mirrors and refuse to sleep in front of one. Maybe I just hate the idea of waking up and seeing my reflection in the mirror. /emo.
6. Sleep upside down, like my sister did. My sister slept on this side of the room since we moved here because she doesn’t like the light coming from the window. My mom thought my sister was doing this to avoid the bad energies. That the bad energies made her sooo uncomfortable that she had to sleep upside down. Nooo mom, neither of us like the sun much (speaking of vampires, the New Moon soundtrack is fantastic. I’m not a fan of the twilight series, but I am in love with the soundtrack :O).
I have another weird phobia, and it is of things crawling up from under my bed and grabbing my head and pulling it off/ to a different, under the bed dimension.
My own made up superstitions are a lot scarier than the Crazy-Asian-mother driven ones. :P
My head being aligned with the toilet might also explain all the head-in-gutter jokes I make B:
But! Since I don’t personally like the idea of my head facing the toilet as much as the Feng Shui gods do, I plan on remedying my bedroom dilemma by sleeping upside down like my sister did. How will I solve this head grabbing ordeal? By blocking up the entrance. Not like it’s hard, seeing as I have so much crap in my room to block it up with. I went to tell this to my mom and she came to me at the same time going I HAVE A SOLUTION! Her’s was to close the bathroom door, so I can walk into it in the middle of the night. And so when I open it, I can also envision tons of dead things coming at me. Yaaaaaay.
Ugh. I can’t win from my own crazies.
I tried Feng Shui once. My apartment looked pretty neat, but I didn’t feel any better. :P
Mirrors are creepy when sleeping. Sleep on the ceiling