There’s a reason why I warn you beforehand that I’m a total bitch: it’s because I am. I’m not being cute. I’m not flirting with you. I’m not saying this to make you think you need to tell me that I’m not a bitch. I’m not digging for compliments.
It’s because I will chew you out alive. It’s because I’m unjustifiably angry all the time over things that probably aren’t a big deal to you but have ticked me off somehow. It’s because I’m just really mean most of the time without any apparent reason to be.
BUT YEAH.
Keep thinking that my warnings are some sort of pass at you. Keep saying that I’m cute when I’m angry.
Cute.