If you see this bloodshot creature coming at you, dressed in black with purple and blond streaks in her hair, don’t be frightened. It’s just me and I’m going to the doctors. Well, you probably should be frightened. I have a feeling that I’m extremely contagious and if you piss me off I’ll lick your eyes (okay, that’s disgusting) u_u.
Edit: Allergies. I have the fucking allergies. I couldn’t get you sick if I tried. World’s worst bioterrorist. :/