I am neither overqualified nor under qualified for the positions listed. I am the girl you want. I’m generally friendly. I make a mean coffee (or tea, since I’m actually better-versed in the history of tea and tea brewing than I am in coffee). I have mastered Microsoft Excel, Outlook, Word, and Powerpoint. I can teach you a few things if you want :) I am extremely detail-oriented almost to the point of being Obsessive Compulsive (don’t worry, I am not!) and a neat freak if there ever was one. I am polite. I can get down and dirty and fix paper jams while looking polished at the same time. I’m not so pathetic that I need to ask for help every time something goes wrong. If one way doesn’t work, trust me, I’m going to find an alternate route. I’m good at that! And I’ll do it all with a smile :)
I don’t work for much — I just want to make enough to sustain a living outside of my parent’s house on my own without having to starve to death. I know this sounds ridiculous because nobody these days can do it, but I have a plan that includes 5 other people, a bus pass, and living just above the level of subsistency. Don’t worry! I’m going to be okay and I will never bring the issues at home to work.
The only thing I require from you is respect. What do you say?