Look man, I just need a job. Is it my cover letters? Are they boring? I’m everything you are looking for! I am nice! It is February and I’ve been sending out job applications ever since I came back from Chicago nonstop. Hello? Are you just posting job listings to solicit personal information or something? :[ Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrgh. Whyyyyyyyyyy.
By the way, I really don’t want to hear “it’s not just you” right now. I know. I understand that I’m one of the luckier ones who get to bum off their parents. However, that doesn’t mean I actually like doing that. So I don’t want to hear any of it! D: