INANE CHINESE NEW YEAR POST :D

I haven’t been this excited about Chinese New Year’s since I was a kid :B Well, CNY’s always fun for me since we get to snack on sweets (which I actually don’t like that much) and celebrate with lots of fireworks. Anddd getting red envelopes never hurts. But as we’ve gotten older, we’ve sort of . .stopped celebrating as much as we used to. But this year is going to be different, and you wanna know why? :D That’s right, it’s the year of the Tiger! And guess who is a tiger? Me! RAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRR.

So let us pop on some music and go through the list of personality traits for a tiger (and see why we are so badass, yeah? :D)

Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros – Home
Home, let me come home . .Home is when I’m in love with you.
In bold and in parentheses are the parts I’ve added in. Let’s see how accurate it is!

Tigers are rebels. They are both colorful and unpredictable. Their energy and love of life are stimulating.They love being the center of attention and never go unnoticed. Tigers are impatient and always look for action. (My mom always said I was too stubborn and too impatient :/ I think I’m patient up to a certain extent. Like I’m patient with assholey guys, but not patient with things like standing in lines.)They speak their minds when upset and have suspicious natures. (Oh, you’ll know when I’m pissed off.)

But in spite of their quick tempers, they are sincere, generous and very affectionate. They also possess a great sense of humor. (Only to those who enjoy my sarcastic personality?) Tigers like people, involvement,and dedication to humanitarian causes. They seek out adventures, and at certain points in their lives, they will be very rebellious. (Note: I quit being such a rebel at sixteen. I think they have it wrong about the humanitarian causes though. I enjoy helping people, but I don’t think I would care all too much if humans ceased to exist. Does that make sense? But since we do exist, and will continue to do so until some crazy plague / human hatred / aliens / zombies / robots / mecha dinosaurs / horrific climate change / wipes us all out, I will try my best to help those in need.) They must act out some of their ideals and lash out at the wrongs of society. Tigers are so daring that they acquire many admirers. (I’m not really daring. I’m probably best described as a wimp who will take on difficult tasks if required to.) Those who disapprove of what Tigers do still will secretly admire Tigers for their actions.(Bitches be jealous.)

When Tigers are injured they need all-out sympathy. Logic does not appeal to them. They want to be comforted. (Personally, I can’t understand why people don’t understand this. It doesn’t matter how smart you’ll sound, or what reason you give me to tide me over — if I’m hurt you’ll know it. Everything you’ll tell me to cheer me up will sound like an excuse and I’m too damn impatient for that.) They will listen sincerely to the advice you give, and then do exactly as they please. (:D) Since they have a lot of spunk, no matter how down and out they get,they never give up. They can always start over again.

People born during the year of the Tiger have super egos. (:D) Tread lightly and don’t hurt their feelings. They may never forgive you! (We will fucking cut you!) Tigers are romantic, passionate, and playful. They are also extremely jealous and possessive. If they do not learn to control their emotions, they could cause themselves much trouble. (I’m working on this.)The lives of Tigers are full of emotional situations, but they love it that way. They love life and want to live it to the fullest. (Well, yeah. What is life without exploring the wide spectrum of emotions? Too bad I have a habit of going to the extremes . . .)

Optimistic, Tigers always bounce back for new and fresh challenges. Tigers are very generous with rewards when you have pleased them. Being delightful hosts, Tigers go all-out to see that you have a good time. They are intense individuals, especially when upset and angry, (I will fucking cut you!) but Tigers are famous for their ability in influencing others and swaying crowds.
(Via)

Well, wasn’t that fun? :DDD Whatever. I have incense in my eyes and this is going to be a terrific year.

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