(Or better known as, “Things I daydream about doing but may or may not actually pursue”)
- Read better literature.
- Learn how to speak Mandarin/Chinese/Japanese/Korean/French.
- Become TEFL Certified, so I can go anywhere but here.
- Teach overseas.
- Learn how to bartend.
- Learn how to stop dressing like a teenage boy.
- Gain admittance into The Doheney. (Successfully breaking in is just fine for me)
- Head back out to Chicago, because I’m in love with the city and wouldn’t mind borrowing Frank’s friends for a little while longer.
- Drink absinthe from the fairy cart at the Edison.
- Be an absinthe fairy.
- Move out.
- Win the lottery so I can go back to school and accumulate degrees in random subjects.
- Write better.
- Be somebody’s phone-a-friend on a trivia game show and actually get the question right.
- Actually put my ridiculous knowledge base on VH1 reality shows to use.
- Work in Disneyland.
- Invent something revolutionary.
- Learn how to apply makeup.
- Help a good friend of mine out of her situation.
- Learn how to speak Russian.
- Become a nurse.
- Fix my teeth.
- Play the guitar.
- Join a rock band.
- Pick up a DSLR and learn how to use it.
- Meet Bill Murray.
- Work in a library.
- Open a tea house/used bookstore.