HOLY FRICK.

If you are up at 3am and not talking to me because the sign says you’re busy, I will ignore it if THERE IS A CAT THAT SOUNDS LIKE A FRIGGEN’ POSSESSED WOMAN MEOWING OUTSIDE OF MY WINDOW. HOLY FRICK IT SCARED ME TO DEATH. The loud meowing seriously was soul-chilling. Like I’m terrified to turn out the lights, because this cat was definitely not meowing at something Earthly. Or was it? I hope it was just in a fight with a raccoon or something. Either way, now I feel like a colossal idiot for immediately thinking that it was my mom being possessed. Christ, if I had been asleep and that thing woke me up? I probably would have started crying out of sheer terror. It was SO scary sounding!!

I swear, when I move out, I’m going to get a huge monster of a dog that would just eat the cat.

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5 Responses to HOLY FRICK.

  1. Mrs. F. says:

    If you want to get rid of a cat get another cat. There will be a hiss fest and your cat will win. A cat will just scratch a dogs eyes out.

  2. Cori says:

    Dogs can be uber scary as well. They hear all kind of craziness. Maggie, my beagle, loves to wake up at 2 am and do her really low growl at the corner just above Andrew’s closet. Ugggghhh, I hate closets! And I hate my dog growling like that at something I can’t see. And it’s always right around the same time, and in the same spot. There’s probably just something in the walls she can hear, but it scares the beegies out of me at night.

  3. Karen says:

    Cat people. Ugh. I don’t understand you folks.

    Why in the hell would I want to get another cat to start a meowing fight outside of my room at 3 am? Nooooooooo. A big damn dog would just eat the both of them. Easy, peasy, lemon squeezy.

    I want a monster beagle :O

  4. Mrs. F. says:

    Cats are much smarter than dogs for starters.

  5. Karen says:

    Cats are for people who need to feel wanted u_u

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