Seven Layers Of The Angry Asian Girl

Layer One: On the Outside

* Name: Karen P
* Nicknames: Kare, Karebo, Karenbear, Kphun, Karenbo, You, Hey Lady!
* Birthday: September 25, 1986
* Birthplace: Pasadena, California
* Eye colour: Dark brown
* Hair colour: Brown
* Height: 5’2″ (and three quarters!)
* Righty or lefty: Righty
* Religion: “Hindus, in their capacity for love, are indeed hairless Christians, just as Muslims, in the way they see God in everything, are bearded Hindus, and Christians, in their devotion to God, are hat-wearing Muslims.”Life Of Pi
* Sex: The lack of a package down there says I’m female.


Layer Two: In the Inside

* Your heritage: American, Chinese, Viet
* Who do you look like: Nobody, really. I just have my dad’s hair :B
* Your weakness: Good looking men
* Your fears: Zombies
* Your perfect pizza: Everything on it except for anchovies and olives. Hate the damn olives.
* Goal you’d like to achieve: Pass college


Layer Three: Yesterday, Today & Tomorrow

* Your most over-used phrase on MSN: “n__n”
* Your thoughts first waking up: “Another ten minutes . . . . ”
* Your best physical feature: Lips
* Your bedtime: Around 1:30am.
* Your most missed memory: Playing around the swingsets at the park

Layer Four: Your Pick

* Pepsi or Coke: Coke
* McDonalds or Burger King: Micky D’s. BK is shit :D
* Single or Group Dates: Single
* Adidas or Nike: Adidas
* Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate, but I’m allergic to it :/ And Vanilla scented things smell better.
* Cappuccino or Coffee: Blond Coffee


Layer Five: Do You?

* Smoke: No
* Curse: More often than I’d like :/
* Sing: I can’t sing on key. Much less off key :/
* Think you’ve been in love: WITH MYSELF. OOOOOOO.
* Want to get married: Eventually
* Believe in yourself: Sometimes. Its a sad day when I don’t.
* Motion sickness: Unfortunately :[ I get carsick, seasick, airsick, sometimes bussick, walking-sick . .
* Think you’re attractive: Sometimes
* Think you’re a health freak: No :B
* Get along with your parents: Not often
* Like thunderstorms: Only when I’m with somebody to hide under the covers with.
* Play an instrument: Same as singing

Layer Six: Have You Ever

* Smoked: Nope
* Done a drug: Only stuff for headaches and colds . . . .
* Gone to the mall: Okay, who hasn’t gone to a mall before?
* Eaten an entire box of Oreos: Within a span of four days, yeah :B
* Eaten sushi: Mmmhum! Tuna Belly is my favorite, and salmon, tuna, and yellowtail come in next.
* Been on stage: Not unless you count high school
* Gone skating: Rollerblading :B
* Gone skinny dipping: No
* Stolen anything: Yes
* Played a game that required removal of clothing: No, I just get straight to the point. OOOOOOOOOH.
* Been caught ‘doing something’: Haha, yes
* Been called a tease: Yes, but the guy was drunk off his ass. Does that still count?
* Gotten beat up: Yes
* Shoplifted: Yes

Layer Seven: Getting Older

* Age you hope to be married: Whichever age I’m ready.
* Number and names of children: No children now, maybe two way further into the future. Names are undecided :B
* Describe your dream wedding: Inna church . . even if I’m not religious :B I wanna wear this perfect white dress with no tail dragging behind me. And white gloves. And friends and families. And looking into his eyes and knowing we were married even before the man says “I now pronounce you ‘Husband and Wife’”.
* How do you want to die: Anything quick and painless. Or die laughing.
* What do you want to be when you grow up: A superhero. And a princess. And somebody I enjoy being.
* What country would you most like to visit: Italy, Japan, Spain


Layer Eight: In a Partner

* Best eye colour: As long as they have eyes, its all good.
* Best hair color: I’m not overly fond of unnatural hair colors, like blue and green on a guy. I’m cool with most anything else.
* Short or long hair: Short. Long is cool too. :B
* Height: 5’10″ to 6′. I don’t want to tower over anybody in heels and don’t want to look like a total midget next to him either.
* Best articles of clothing: A hot pair of jeans.

Layer Nine: In the Numbers

* Number of drugs taken illegally: None
* Number of CDs that you own: Like, ones I’ve actually bought? Letsee . . . 6.
* Number of piercings: Two, one on each ear
* Number of tattoos: None
* Number of times your name has appeared in the newspaper: Once, but it was more like in a newsletter for this volunteering thing I worked at. And the bitch misquoted me.

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