John and I watched Coraline today. It was a very good movie, even though I doubt I’m going to be sleeping anytime soon.

The commercials and the trailers TOTALLY didn’t do a very good job at showing how creepy the movie was T___T; By the end of the movie, I had both my feet up on the seat and my hood over my head. I found myself trying to hide behind John during some scenes :B I don’t know why they peddle it to young children. It scared the living shit out of me B: I came home with John ready to club my parents if they had buttons for eyes.

I’ll admit, I spend way too much time obsessing over the stupid reality shows on Vh1. I love watching the catty drama that goes on to get Bret Michaels’ attention. I agree with the fact that Tiffany Pollard should have totally been nominated for New York Goes to Hollywood. I love the cheap laughs they bring.

Still though, none of those shows makes me actually yell at the TV than Tool Academy. I’m not sure who are the bigger tools, the lying, cheating, good-for-nothing-douchebags or the girls that stay with them.

Maybe it’s just me and maybe I’m just tired of the whole “trying to work it out” deal, but seriously girls, HE’S A LIAR, HE’S A JERK, AND YOU’RE A STUPID BITCH FOR TAKING HIM BACK EVEN THOUGH HE TOTALLY FLIRTED WITH THE CUTE MAKE UP ARTIST EVEN THOUGH HE KNEW HE WAS BEING FILMED AND HE’S LYING TO YOU IN SAYING THAT HE’LL CHANGE AND YOU KNOW HE NEVER WILL AND HE SAID HE “TRAINED” YOU TO DO EVERYTHING HE WANTS, LIKE A TRAINED MONKEY AND YOU STILL TOOK HIM BACK GAWD THANKS FOR TAKING WOMEN CENTURIES BACK YOU STUPID BITCH. IT AIN’T GON’ WORK! GOD HAVE SOME SELF RESPECT FOR YOURSELF HE’S A DICK AND TEARS AND BLUBBERING AIN’T GUNNA SAVE YOUR RELATIONSHIP. YOU SAID IT’S OVER IF HE WALKED OUT THAT DOOR AS THE BIGGEST TOOL AND YOU STILL TOOK HIM. UGH!

So anyway, DJ Lady Tribe/ Nikki is probably my favorite girl so far. She got her boobs done so she wouldn’t have to scale walls and pop one. And then she decided to preform a rap to Bret Michaels on the back of a paper that said Gonorrhea on it. And she can orgasm over and over and over and over . .

Edit: Kicked. Well, she was fun while it lasted. I’m totally watching this for the Blondtorauge now. B:

Rush Hour 2 is definitely one of those movies I watch every time TBS is playing. I’m not sure why I don’t own it yet :B