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Where are you right now? I feel like a thousand metal paperclips scattered all over the floor. I am so tired of people thinking that I don’t want to talk to them because I’m afraid of confrontation or because I … Continue reading →

If people gave me like, $5 bucks a day for two weeks to spend time with them, I would be able to draw up a comprehensive list on things that annoy me about them by the end of the two … Continue reading →

1. Stupid fricken’ backordered cd labels from stupid fricken’ Illinois! 2. Holy moley Joey in a pink shirt! 3. If you guys just told me that you needed the items when you didn’t have less than ten left I would … Continue reading →

Copier Support Guy: It’s not even 8:30 and you’ve managed to stab yourself already? Me: Yeah . . .

Seriously, those are the worst days in the week for me. Everything could go smoothly at work (as usually everything does) and all I would want to do is go home and watch Law and Order all night. And that’s … Continue reading →