Category Archives: Wtf?

Motherfuckers.

Homeless man (who looks kind of like the guy who played Leonardo DaVinci in Drew Barrymore’s Ever After): HEY! You know what motherfuckers are? Me: That douchebag over there? (I eyeball to the angry drunk who is screaming at somebody … Continue reading

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HOW TO:

How to look more alive than you actually are since your dumb ass decided to get sick on the first week of school and now you’re that sick girl nobody wants to get near: Wear Christmas decorations on your head. … Continue reading

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Work.

What a long string of bummers work has been lately. Today I was kissed on the hand by the dude I buy Puffy Hot Cheetos from at the liquor store up the street from my house. I’ve known him for … Continue reading

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The Bukkit

So, I’ve missed playing Guild Wars :B I help John with some quests and end up in some bullshitty American District (God I missed talking on GW) where somehow the conversation leads into a political debate. That is, until somebody … Continue reading

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Tokyo Godfathers, neck cramps, an A+++++ in class exam, and a good day

I think I covered the jist of it in the title. Even though I’m literally running on 3 hours of sleep (as I finished my work around 3 am and had to get up at 6 to print the damn … Continue reading

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